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August 4th, 2001, 02:48 AM
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August 4th, 2001, 02:42 PM
#2
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R....................A...........I..........D
*SMOOCHES DA SNAIL..*L*
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August 4th, 2001, 03:57 PM
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figures a thread called "fucking snail" would be empty... cuz who would wanna fuck that? LOL
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August 4th, 2001, 04:11 PM
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fuckin snails..... *walks away shakin my head *L
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August 4th, 2001, 06:41 PM
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oh, no comment
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnoooooooooooooo comment
*LMAO*
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August 4th, 2001, 07:05 PM
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(14:55:07) SissyboyInHeels : hello to all the men
(14:55:21) r?tten.. : hi sissyboy
(14:55:32) ...::mel : *L*
(14:55:56) SissyboyInHeels says to r?tten..: hi,handsome
(14:56:07) r?tten.. : hmm hello
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[This message has been edited by M?????a (edited August 04, 2001).]
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August 4th, 2001, 07:52 PM
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*smoooches on the pubic hair....He is kinda handsome...least sissyboy has good taste..*L*
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August 5th, 2001, 01:53 AM
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LOL Leo... well... when i think of snails i smile... actually i laugh hard.. cuz of.. u know... mumblesmumblesmumblescarrotsmumblesmumblesbananabu ttmumblesmumbles ... hehe... LOL.. for come reason i can see snail runnin to the kitchen after being told by Jenn he cant have any pussy cuz he was on the puter too long and didnt get off of it when he was told.. so hes all excited and horny... but nothin to do.. he doesnt jerk off cuz one time his hand slipped and he punched himself in the face.. knocked himself out cold... when he came too Jenn was rollin on the floor laughing at him.. snail didnt like that much... he got up, wiped the jizz from his chin and went upstairs to cry.. but anyways.. hes all horny.. and no outlet.. doesnt jerk off for reason above.. so he sneaks into the kitchen... he has carrots and bananas.. but he used a banana once.. he said he got it halfway in and it squished all up.. he was shitting banana chunks for weeks... jenn called him banana butt for a long time.. btw im reading this from J's confessions to me... this is all true btw... so now he uses carrots.. he says the point on the end is easier to get in to start it out.. but he usually cuts off the tip cuz he says it hurts a little when he pushes in too far, so now its a flat surface on the end.. less pain... he said the carrot broke off inside of him once.. he was embarrassed when he had to go to the hospital to tell the doctor "hey i was fuckin a carrot and it broke off inside me.. could u get it out for me?" the doctor laughed for about 20 minutes before finally asking "are you serious??" .. snails cried to him.. "please take it out!! i think its lodged sideways cuz when i cant shit!" so the doctor took him in a room , opened his ass and took it out.. snails was hungry so he ate it... then shit all over the floor.. the doctor beat him with a stick.. cuz he knew snail beat his dog with a stick once for shittin on the floor.. and made snails step in it so he had shitty socks again.. LOL.. damn.. see snails.. if it wasnt for you, posts like this wouldnt be possible.. hehe.. damn i wonder how long this post is
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August 5th, 2001, 02:50 AM
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*OMG*......cant say a word after that one!!
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August 5th, 2001, 02:51 AM
#10
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*OMG*......cant say a word after that one!!
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